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Roast report
ReadySoftware Engineer
“Writes clean code… and messy bullet points.”
Verdict
Good. That’s the point.
Funny feedback. Real improvements.
Funny enough to post. Useful enough to fix.
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The Rewrite
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Specific, prioritized feedback
ATS formatting fixes
Stronger bullets and summaries
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